i made these up by myself, you have to sing it to the tune of Yankee Doodle:

Ice Cube and Vanessa Hudgens were riding on a pony put his dick up her vagina and called it a sex orgey.

Brad Pitt and Jessica Alba were riding on a pony he bit her lip and stubbed her toe and called it being horny.

ahahhahhahhahahahhahahhahahahaahahahhaha not funny. its actually really retarded and stupid. make some nice lyrics not some retarded gay sick lyrics. if you tried to make this funny, uhhhhh no!